If you fancy celebrating the jubilee with something stronger than tea, then a quick glance at the spirits shelf might provide some inspiration. Or not. To be fair the ‘Pimm’s by Banksy’ look is actually quite striking so why try harder? Gordon’s on the other hand just looks like it had ‘better do something’.

Not appearing on a shelf anywhere near me is this gorgeous diamond shaped bottle of 60 years old Johnny Walker. Clearly best displayed in your own photographic studio, I’ve no doubt that buyers parting with £100,000 for each of these limited edition works of art could happily afford to build one specially.